
Here’s a fascinating and eye-opening experiment that you can try in the safety of your own home. Go to Google. Now, begin typing in the following phrase:
Why are Christians so
Google automatically completes the remainder of your sentence, giving you the most commonly-searched for phrases that begin with the same words. Here’s what comes up:
Why are Christians so crazy
Why are Christians so closed minded
Why are Christians so judgmental
Why are Christians so ignorant
Now, try something else. Keep searching for “why are Christians so”, and this time put in the first letter of the alphabet — A. Now what comes up? To save you time and effort, I’ve compiled all the Google autocompletes for each letter of the alphabet. Now, courtesy of Google, Inc., here is what comes up when you type each subsequent letter of the alphabet beginning with the phrase “why are Christians so”…
A
Why are Christians so ARROGANT
Why are Christians so ANTI-GAY
Why are Christians so AWESOME
B
Why are Christians so BORING
Why are Christians so BRAINWASHED
Why are Christians so BLIND
Why are Christians so BIGOTED
C
Why are Christians so CRAZY
Why are Christians so CLOSED MINDED
Why are Christians so CONSDESCENDING
Why are Christians so CREEPY
D
Why are Christians so DIVIDED
Why are Christians so DEFENSIVE
Why are Christians so DELUSIONAL
Why are Christians so DIVIDED ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY
E
Why are Christians so EASILY OFFENDED
Why are Christians so EVIL
Why are Christians so EXTREME
Why are Christians so AGAINST EVOLUTION
F
Why are Christians so FAKE
Why are Christians so FAT
Why are Christians so FULL OF HATE
Why are Christians so FEARFUL
G
Why are Christians so GULLIBLE
Why are Christians so GOOGLE SEARCH VIDEO
Why are Christians so GREEDY
Why are Christians so ANTI-GAY
H
Why are Christians so HOMOPHOBIC
Why are Christians so HAPPY
Why are Christians so HYPOCRITICAL
I
Why are Christians so IGNORANT
Why are Christians so IGNORANT YAHOO
Why are Christians so INTOLERANT
Why are Christians so INSECURE
J
Why are Christians so JUDGMENTAL
Why are Christians so JUDGEMENTAL YAHOO ANSWERS
Why are Christians so JUDGEMENTAL YAHOO
Why are MOST Christians so JUDGEMENTAL
K
Why are Christians so KIND
L
Why are Christians so LAME
Why are Christians so LOVING
Why are Christians so LONELY
Why are Christians so LEGALISTIC
M
Why are Christians so MEAN TO ATHEISTS
Why are Christians so MISERABLE
Why are Christians so MATERIALISTIC
Why are Christians so MEAN
N
Why are Christians so NARROW MINDED
Why are Christians so NICE
Why are Christians so NAIVE
Why are Christians so NEGATIVE
O
Why are Christians so OBSESSED WITH HOMOSEXUALITY
Why are Christians so OBSESSED WITH ABORTION
Why are Christians so OPPOSED TO GAY MARRIAGE
Why are Christians so FULL OF HATE
P
Why are Christians so PUSHY
Why are Christians so POOR
Why are Christians so PERSECUTED
Why are Christians so PRO ISRAEL
Q
[NO AUTOCOMPLETE]
R
Why are Christians so RUDE
Why are Christians so RETARDED
Why are Christians so RACISTS
Why are Christians so SELF RIGHTEOUS
S
Why are Christians so STUBBORN
Why are Christians so STUCK UP
Why are Christians so SELFISH
Why are Christians so SELF-RIGHTEOUS
T
Why are Christians so UNLIKE THEIR CHRIST
Why are Christians so MEAN TO ATHEISTS
Why are Christians so MEAN TO EACH OTHER
Why are Christians so MEAN TO GAYS
U
Why are Christians so UNCHRISTIAN
Why are Christians so UPTIGHT
Why are Christians so UNHAPPY
Why are Christians so UNLIKE THEIR CHRIST
V
Why are Christians so VIDEO
Why are Christians so VIOLENT
W
Why are Christians so WEIRD
Why are Christians so WEAK
Why are Christians so WORDLY
Why are Christians so OBSESSED WITH HOMOSEXUALITY
X, Y, Z
[NO AUTO COMPLETE]
Observations
I’d like to make three observations about this list.
- Google autocomplete is not the barometer of cultural and Christian trends. But still, this is interesting stuff. It provides some insight as to what people are searching for online when it comes to the most outstanding characteristics of Christians.
- The above search queries are not part of a conspiracy by the evil empire of Google to darken people’s minds regarding the nature of true Christians. Google’s autocomplete feature is algorithm-driven, aggregating the trillions of Google searches (ideally to shave seconds off your search attempts). Satan is not Google, nor vice versa. What you read above is merely a collection of search engine queries. It’s just math, not some subversive technological conspiracy.
- The majority of these questions are tilted in a negative direction. I found only a few that are positive. If Christians were a business, we’d have a serious PR problem on our hands.
What does this tell us?
So, with the unimpressive list of pejorative questions above, how should we respond?
1. Option 1: If we’re Christians, we should expect this type of thing.
Let me string together some Bible verses: “You will be hated by all for my name’s sake” (Matthew 10:22). “If the world hate you, you know that it hated me before it hated you…If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you” (John 15:18–20) “All that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution” (2 Timothy 3:12).
That’s the reflexive answer. That’s the answer that makes us feel good. That’s the answer that exonerates us from some of the guilt that perhaps we ought to feel.
But there’s another answer.
2. Option 2: We as Christians are to blame for the ugly picture we’ve painted of ourselves.
I realize I’m painting with broad brushstrokes, but is it possible that we deserve some of the reproach? This gets uncomfortable. We prefer to think, “Yeah yeah! We’re being persecuted!” when in reality 1) it’s not even persecution, and 2) we are partially to blame for it.
In a sense, this list is humorous. After all, how many unbecoming adjectives can you heap up behind a single search phrase? At the same time, however, this list is sad. It’s sad, because Christians are recognized as an odious, ugly, bickering, hypocritical bunch of people. We are living out the exact opposite of what Christ commanded, which is that we be known by our love. When I read through all those search queries, I thought of two passages:
“By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.” (John 13:35)
And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And a second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself.
(Matthew 22:37–39)
We probably won’t be able to change the autocompletes in Google, but perhaps we can by God’s grace pursue Christlike change in our own lives.